we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like eating out sand paper
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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