READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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