No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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