it wasn't lemon gatorade
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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