was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…