it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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