yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here