I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"