I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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