party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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