I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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