Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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