I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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