For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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