Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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