I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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