Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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