Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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