Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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