I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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