Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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