What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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