Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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