i was rollin on her like bob the builder
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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