whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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