It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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