i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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