I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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