is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You ate ashes out of my bong
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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