He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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