It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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