Little spoons don't ask big questions
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I could fuck to npr.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize