Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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