He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
