I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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