how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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