We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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