The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
how drunk are you?
Several
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
