jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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