Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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