No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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