He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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