she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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