We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My vagina just recognized that song.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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