Sponge bath it is.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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