So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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