she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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