so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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