i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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