i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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