I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
