The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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