Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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