I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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