He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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