no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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