Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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